*SUBMISSIONS ARE CURRENTLY CLOSED*
Keep checking back, new submission opportunities will be posted soon!
Please read the submission rules below before sending us anything.
SUBMISSION RULES
Please send all submissions attached to an email as a word/image document, as well as a short bio. Bio can be sent as an attachment or in the email body.
The below paragraph ONLY applies if the submission is successful and the author is offered a publication contract (of which the below is an excerpt) :
The Author grants permission for the Publisher to include the Work in the digital publication Humour Me Magazine, for publication in the English language throughout the world, for an exclusive period of 1 year from the date of publication, and a non-exclusive basis for as long as the magazine remains live. The Publisher reserves the right to include the Work in any future ‘best of’ compilations put forth by the Publisher, in either digital or print format. The Author agrees not to publish or permit others to publish the Work in any form prior to its publication by Humour Me Magazine.
We are happy to accept all types of humour, from sharp satire to slapstick. While humour is subjective, we will not tolerate any form of bigotry or discrimination toward any ethnicity, gender identity, sexuality or disability.
We will not accept multiple submissions.
We will allow simultaneous subs, please do just let us know if you have been accepted somewhere else in the meantime.
We will not accept submissions that have been previously published or displayed in any format, anywhere.
We will not accept the use of AI (and if we think you use it, we will send a Terminator to visit)
We will not respond to any submissions that do not meet the submission criteria. We also will not respond to rejection follow-up emails.
We reserve the right to edit submissions (for grammar, punctuation, etc) for publication.
All payments to be made via PayPal within the timeframe outlined in publication contracts.
Please send all submissions to: humourmemag@outlook.com